ohkay I'm a bit drunk, Malcolm rather stoned while writing this heres teh summary on our helluva night...

I don't want to drink for a VERY VERY long time after this

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This is a collaboration story between GrimZ and I.

On a fine saturday night, GrimZ, SiMz and I, were attending Ryan and Lux's halloween party... In preparation for this event I bought eight cans of Redbull, and I had the Appleton Estate Jamaican Rum ready... I arrived at Broadview subway station at 7:30, sober, and active... I saw GrimZ and SiMz and showed them the Redbull and Rum. We met up with Lux and Ryan 15 minutes later, and we(Mixed with about 10-12 other people) trekked to Ryan's house.

We arrive at the house, We pull out the Redbull, some pop, the Rum, and the Smirnoff Green Apple Twist Vodka, Simon takes two shots of the vodka right off the bat.

Three hours later, SiMz had had around 7 shots of vodka, and some of my Redbull mixers. A tiny bit earlier on, he sat down really fast and broke a pictureframe glass with the back of his head, he didn't notice, nor did it phase him in the slightest, no cut was discovered, nor was there any blood, so we figure that didn't hurt him... Shift back into present... He was so drunk by then, he threw up, he passed out, Lux WASN'T BEING A RESPONSIBLE FRIEND, and asked if Someone could take him home... I told him that I could do it, and went to tell Colin about it... Colin said he'd take him home, but I said that I would help him, because I'm doing the right thing.

So we take him home, and we get his mom, who, along with his stepfather and little brother are waiting for him, we tell her he isn't feeling well, but she was asking why he wouldn't wake up, so we told her the real story(Sorry SiMz, but it was the resposible thing to do, we hope you aren't mad) to the extent that we could, because she doesn't speak very good english, but back to the story... She, and his Stepfather helped him in when he was hitting us and telling us "NO!!!! I WANN' SIT DOWN, STOP!!!" whilst flailing violently... SiMz is a LOT heavier than we assumed him to be... It took his Stepdad(SiMz was on his back, while Colin kept his waist in check, his mother had his arms, and I kept his torso stable, so if he fell, I'd be the first to notice and stop him to the best extent my arms can stand... We got him in the house, and apologized to him mother as she thanked us for being the designated assholes, so to speak... After that, we got back in the cab, and thanked the driver very much, and tipped him $5, for outstanding service(He put the olive garden to shame), that's a lot for me or Colin, who, I add, never tip them that much, or well(Colin states that his respect for the Arabian Community raised ten-fold, I concur with this and shoot out props to all my middle eastern buddies, let's hate America together in peace)... We joked to him "I hope you don't have to experience this again tonight" said Colin. The man laughed humbly and agreed. We arrive at Colin's house and explain to his mom(While not mentioning the pot we all(Excluding GrimZ) smoked to her), we came downstairs, and now I, and GrimZ are tired, but we can't sleep, because we both drank at least half a litre of Redbull, Colin had five shots and mixers, I made Colin addicted to mixers, and I drank half a cup of pure rum, and then a 1/4 of a cup of Rum mixed with Redbull and Dr Pepper, and now we're REALLY energetic... Anyways, that wraps up the story,

Simon, regardless of what you do, we're your friends no matter what you do, and we're just glad we got you home safe(We think...?). Neither Colin, nor I are mildly religeous, but may Alah be with you.